Duncan Robinson Is Living My Dream Life

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    Yeah, that's me. Crossing up everything in sight and looking to be the next Larry Bird back in the day. One of my old basketball coaches compared me to LeBron James playing against 8th graders in one of his camps. I was absolutely blown away and instantly knew I was league bound. I wish I had highlights to show for but the cameras just weren't on. I am going to try and find the lost tapes, I know you guys want to see it.

    Watching the NBA playoff and it always has me thinking, what role would I want to have in the NBA? The perfect role is Duncan Robinson. Not a specific all-star, champion, or bench player but Duncan Robinson. Duncan Robinson was a key player for the Heat and has been a huge key to their success. Duncan Robinson started 68 of the 79 games he participated in for the Heat this season. The Heat are the one seed and looking to compete for the NBA championship.

    The Heat are currently up 3-2 against the 76ers. Duncan Robinson has played a total of 14 minutes in a 5 games this series. In game 5, Robinson played 13 minutes due to the Heat winning by 35 points. This is equivalent to averaging 2.8 minutes a game this series.

Game 1: 0 minutes

Game 2: 0 minutes

Game 3: 1 minute

Game 4: 0 minutes

Game 5: 12 minutes

    The reason I would want to be like Duncan Robinson is the money. This man Duncan Robinson signed a 5 year, $90 million dollar contract over the off season. Robinson is making 18 million dollars to watch Embiid vs Butler courtside, that is honestly what it comes down to. I would love to watch Joel Embiid, Jayson Tatum, or Giannis Antetokounmpo courtside in the playoffs but Robinson is getting paid to do it. I am very jealous of Robinson because I would love to have courtside tickets too. This is the equivalent to Spike Lee getting free tickets to watch the Knicks play back in the 90s. I really do not want to live other peoples life ever but getting paid 90 million to have courtside seats of the NBA playoffs is a dream of mine. Give me Duncan Robinson's life right now. 


As Always Ya Boy,

Monstah Lynch

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